Well folks, here we are; my last blog from China. How is it my last one already? I’ll be on my way to the airport this time tomorrow. Strange.
I better start this blog out with a story and this one is quite the thriller. This story will inform you of my sheer stupidity but let me say before I begin that I regret nothing. Intrigued?
Last night I had my posse over for dinner and what started out as a simple night turned into an epic night of food making; my house was filled with smoke. It was a lot of fun but the night ended around 8 when they had to leave for something else. About 30 minutes before they left the power went out (for the third time this week may I point out) so I walked them to the end of the alley to see what was happening. After chatting briefly with a neighbor who was shocked to know I can speak some Chinese, we found our friendly alley cat Chicken Nugget. Recently I have been a bit obsessed with her. I think this is partly due to my leaving and also because her kittens have made themselves known. We saw two of them eating some vegetables but couldn’t find the third. But, we heard her. After a while we finally spotted the kitten. She was on a ledge on the third floor! How she got up there I still haven’t figured out but she was up there none the less. After trying to talk to someone who lived there, a student came by and I asked him to follow me up the 3rd floor to talk to the people there. When we got to the door it was open with a ladder sticking out- no one was home. So…I let myself in. The bedroom door was locked but the rest was wide open. The only way to get to the porch was crawling through a tiny window which was located above the hole in the ground toilet. Lovely. Let me also point out that I am wearing shorts, a t-shirt, and sandals. So, we squeeze through the hole and I look out the window to find the cat about 3 ½ feet below me on the ledge, which it only about 1 ½ wide. I immediately jump out onto the ledge, snatch the cat and hand her to the student. Then I realize- how am I going to get back?! I somehow pull myself up using the shaky metal bar in the window only to learn the cat has bitten my student and is hiding behind the oven. It takes us a good 5-10 minutes to move the oven thing and while the student bangs a stick on one side, I squeeze myself through the other and grab her. We cover her with a shirt and manage to get back down to the ground.
Ok, now a few things are going through my head as I type this. 1- I jumped out of a 3rd story window to a tiny ledge 3 ½ feet below me to rescue a kitten- I’m sorry, who does that? 2- The cat scratched me the entire time and couldn’t have been less gracious. 3- Adrenaline rocks and totally saved my butt. 4- I technically broke into someone’s home, moved their belongings, and let myself out during a blackout. All I have to show for last night’s adventures are bruises and cuts all over my hands and legs from the cat/my climbing through windows. Despite the stupidity of the whole thing, I wouldn’t have been able to sleep knowing that a kitten was crying on a tiny ledge, three stories above her mother. Call me sentimental but someone had to do something. That kitten was looking down and getting a little desperate. I may have stolen someone’s pet but that kitten wasn’t theirs to take (if that is what happened).
Now, onto more important matters; I refuse to clean my house anymore. Ok, refuse is a little harsh since I have to do it, but still- I’m getting really lazy. I could quit now, but that would be a ridiculous thing to do. It is my goal to make my apartment look as new and clean as possible for its new tenants. But, due to the fact that this apartment was lived in by previous IECS members (2 years before me, and now 2 with me) some stains and messes are just impossible to get rid of. This looks like a job for…..Clorox Wipes! I have a whole tub of them and I will not rest until every last wipe is used- or as many as it takes to clean the house, whichever comes first.
Well, as much as I love stalling I better get back to work. Tomorrow we leave at 1:30 and I will be outside the library saying my goodbyes from about 12-1. It’s been a great two years. Thanks for living vicariously through me Maybe you’ll hear from me in America….maybe.







